three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU
THINGS WE WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN!
This hurt my heart
THE GAS PRICES
Right in the childhood
I said this once and I’ll say it again: The Sprite remixes were EVERYTHING
Sprite Remix needs to comeback for REAL, for real…
THE TRIX I WAS SO VERY PISSED WHEN THE FUCKING CHANGED IT AND I STILL AM
fuck you. i had moved on
the blockbuster one killed me the most
What are those things
lol grammar puns
I laughed too much at this
tall boys with dark hair and shy smiles who smell good and have great tastes in music are very important ok
it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you
What if they fall asleep by accident though?
then you love it even more because they stayed up even though they were dead tired just to talk to you ya doof