I Can Do Stuff.

Please enjoy this mess of things. c:

noveltastic:

"DEBBIE DID YOU FAX THOSE PAPERS TO MANAGEMENT?"

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a hilarious joke

wingscanspeak:

spookweedeveryday:

tanku:

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU 

EXPLAIN

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superlydiak:

no-money-no-manners:

fmptard:

ducky-chan:

l20music:

missdoctorprofessor:

blackfoxhawkins:

b0otyclap:

solarselection:

fuckablogname:

THINGS WE WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN!

This hurt my heart

THE GAS PRICES

Right in the childhood

I said this once and I’ll say it again: The Sprite remixes were EVERYTHING

Sprite Remix needs to comeback for REAL, for real…

THE TRIX I WAS SO VERY PISSED WHEN THE FUCKING CHANGED IT AND I STILL AM

fuck you. i had moved on

the blockbuster one killed me the most

What are those things

(via thefuuuucomics)

tall boys with dark hair and shy smiles who smell good and have great tastes in music are very important ok

(Source: hawtblawger, via ckings)

luciferhasthebooty:

etnah:

hinder:

it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

What if they fall asleep by accident though?

then you love it even more because they stayed up even though they were dead tired just to talk to you ya doof

(Source: sprout, via bugaliciousbuggy)

dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

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